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Reasons to join the Dark Side

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

понедељак, 31. октобар 2011.

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We offer the finest entertainment for your youngsters to sink their teeth into. We have candy bound to give them cavities and hiperness, teddy bears to rip and other people's work to annoy. Bring your kid to work day!!!

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Do you feel that you're not important? Is your evil small? Do you think you don't matter?

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понедељак, 17. октобар 2011.

Dark Jedi (cause we all have roots)

Dark Jedi is the name given to characters attuned to the Force and adept in its dark side.

Contrary to the Jedi method of purging emotion and gaining power via meditation and training, Dark Jedi, like Sith, allow their emotions to empower them. Dark Jedi use the Force for their own ends while attempting to utilize both sides of the Force, owing no allegiance. They do not exclusively bond themselves to either the light or dark sides of the Force. While a Dark Jedi can use Jedi and Sith Force arts with ease, they rarely obtain the mastery of either side.

Dark Jedi do not always appear in pairs with a master and apprentice and often work alone.

The most noted dark Jedi is our director and tutor Darth Vader.

Dark Side-beginnings

The dark side is portrayed as the evil aspect of the Force (by the Jedi Knights, who instead advocate using the light side of the force), the mystical energy which permeates the universe. It is used primarily by the evil Sith.

The dark side provides powers similar to those of the Jedi — telepathy, psychokinesis, and precognition — but draws energy from passion; an energy that is enhanced by emotion (generally by anger and rage). Examples include Force lightning and using the Force to choke people. It may stem from all strong emotions, both positive and negative.